Monday, December 28, 2009

Can somebody please tell me

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL THE

UNICYCLES??????

They are fucking everywhere. What is this? Carnie town?

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Yo. BB be in love



Love you Melanie.

shit got a bit hazy at some point.











I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man

Remember this shit? No w I'm back with more Hame DMC branded madness:


I'M GOING GLOBAL BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!

Yesterday was pretty cash

Jus' sayin' y'all. Don't mean to blow my own trumpet or anything, but we had a pretty sweet Christmas. And that big ass sing-along at the end? Fucken magic. FUCKEN MAGIC. So, yeah, all good'n'shit.

LOVE Y'ALL

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Dear Internet and lovely mornings,

Don't take advantage of me in my 'still drunk n munched out' awake state from last night. STOP IT DOOD.

REALLY YOU EDAN? I mean, I'm no stalker or nothing. You know when you get a goal to do n shit? Or have an idea nd its a bad idea but you are like FUCK IT. Yeah, thats what the adding edan on the facebook was like. 

Love. BB

ALSO. 

Dear C4, 
I have figured out your stupid whats the theme extra bonus point question. All the fucking videos are in black and white and are shit.

NOT CASH C4 NOT SO CASH

Inglorious Basterds is the best movie I've seen in ages. Maybe not the best. Thats still Madagascar 2 Escape to Africa or Horton Hears a Who (domestic violence)

ALSO SHIT SHIT SHIT!!

Hamish woke us up at 11:50am or something with a load of food for his fucking amazing boxing day feast. Me n dut have to put it into the oven REAL SOON. then he is coming back with the turkey and more stuff. Excited yo. Gonna be so cal.

Friday, December 25, 2009

WOAH

We are watching The Shawshank Redemption. Then we watched the ten minute family guy one. 

"Not after breakfast, not after CSI.." LOL

SHITS GETTIN REAL YO.

Happy Xmens Yo'll!

BEST DAY EVER.
Love you Salmon/ Avocado/ Turkey/ Ham/ Poached Red Onions/ Julia Child's Chocolate Mousse/ Devils on Horseback/ Jesus/ Father Xmas/ Ol' Dirty Bastard/ Jews/ Barakakaka/ Wolverine/ ScarJo/ Moos/ Jules/ C.O.D Modern Warfare 2/ Beer/ Beer/ Beer/ Rap/ Metal/ Epic Free Jazz Ballads/ Suicidal Tendencies/ Gin/ Vodka/ CRANIUM/ Model Helicopters/ Beer/ My Pirate Gran/ Alex.

SIDEBAR:

Dear Nigella Lawson,
You are a babe. One day you shall cook for me. After, I will feast upon your beautiful body dipped with brandy cream and coloured sprinkles. Then imagonnadosomeroughstuff. IM GOING TO DESTROY YOU.

Love you Nigella.


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