When you open a tin of salmon and try and tip some of the juice/brine whatever.. out and then BAM with the strength or ten men (which you've somehow acquired....) you squash the fucking tin. I SQUASHED THE TIN. WTF???
Worse part is I got salmon all over me. Fishy. I like salmon. Just not that much.
I hope I don't see any bears on my way home....
Love you, internet...thanks for listening to me.